that was just a bit of fun, really.

Due to an unfortunate incident at the club last night, Happy Endings will be closed pending investigation. We expect to reopen Saturday the 26th. As always, thank you all for your patronage, and we hope to see you soon.

[OOC: Obviously, the incident is still being threaded, but basically Oscar "killed" Byron, and everything was very chaotic. Just posting this now so the timeline is right!]

( Happy Endings Employees )

( Willa Thompson )

Forgive my bluntness, but anyone currently employed at the Chicago club known as Happy Endings? You're fired. And no, I'm not sorry. You're all talentless, and my standards as the new owner differ quite enormously from the previous one's. Oh, and if you left anything in the building as of closing yesterday, don't bother coming back for it. It's already been destroyed. Cheap things burn so quickly.

Now. The rest of you. I find myself a businessman without anything to sell. If you think you possess the excellence worthy of this establishment (which it was undoubtedly lacking before) and if you can prove it to me, I will hire you. Don't mistake me for a cruel man; I'm merely an honest one, and one willing to take the risks necessary to... make the world a better place, as it were. Nothing wrong with a clean slate, after all. And just think! This may be the opportunity you've always waited for, and if you jump? Well, then, so will I.

So. Come along, now. Impress me. Impress the world. We're waiting.

( You were made to be ruled. )